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01 Bunnies in Space
John went over to the control panel and pressed 'Activate'. He didn't really care if he had or hadn't pressed it. God, all he really wanted was to get back to Earth and fuck that little redhead. I mean, really, how could that not be on his mind?
What was the priority here? Knocking out that ship coming toward him which happened to be intent on blasting him out of space. The Wastoids were always ready to die. They were so dumb. But he felt bad for blasting them, and he felt bad for calling them dumb. If they wanted to die, that was ok by him.
He just needed to get to Krayon and they were blocking him. But no longer. He went up the stairs, hidden in the middle of the room, and went to sleep after setting the ship toward the city and the bunny that would get him out of trouble.
That bunny was Roshan who lived on Krayon. Roshan had lived in Krayon all his life, as had all the other bunnies on the planet. The bunnies were quiet and liked to garden more than they liked a group event. But he'd met John years previous when he helped him out an adventure. But now, John had gotten involved with the Wastoids. Wastoids liked to torture passersby. It wasn't personal with them - John had just crossed their path.
He got ready by doing a deep breathing for a few a few minutes, then thought clearly about the Wastoids' ships all now going to a specific point on a planet and how their aircraft would cease to work.
A knocking came at his door. Roshan got up from his lotus position and answered the door. John was let in and Roshan offered him tea.
"So?" asked John. "No problem," answered Roshan.
John dreamed of the nights he would soon have back on Earth.
